A kinky story written by Naughty Bard | Chapter 7a
“Earth to Ed? You with us, man?” Corey’s voice woke him up abruptly from his thoughts.
“Sorry guys!” Ed said to the two boys he was having lunch with.
“What’s with you today?” asked Josh, sipping on his soda.
“Nothing, I’m fine! I was just thinking about Jeff, that’s all.” Ed confessed.
“Jeff? Why the hell were you thinking bout Jeff, now!?” said Corey suddenly so irked it was tangible in his voice.
“Oh, forget about it… It’s stupid, really!!” Ed minimized “It’s just… does he have like…. a problem with me or something?” the gay boy asked Josh “I mean he never even talks to me. He texts me, does his thing, completely ignores me and when he’s done he leaves or he kicks me out if we’re in his room.” the boy ranted “Don’t get me wrong, I love doing it and you guys know I’m more than used to being humiliated and abused in any possible way…” he tried to word his feelings “But… I don’t know, there’s something about him… it’s like he can’t wait to get rid of me… again, it’s totally fine… I’m not complaining here…” he finished in a small voice, feeling extremely silly all of a sudden.
“Dude, he’s just a little uptight, that’s all! His family is all super catholic or something…” said Josh munching on a few fries “…and last time I checked, getting head from a faggot wasn’t exactly part of the ten commandments.” he joked. Ed smiled.
“Right, I get that!” he said “It’s just… does he even like it? I can’t tell!”
“Well, he keeps texting you, doesn’t he?” Josh said raising an eyebrow.
“Yeah, but…” Ed said, then gave up “I don’t know, maybe I’m overthinking this whole thing…”
“Yeah man! He told me he was gonna keep using you and that’s what he’s doing, so… just be grateful and don’t expect him to be all chummy and shit!” Josh shrugged.
“No, I am! Totally! You know I am!” Ed hurried to say then added smiling “You’re right… and like I said, I have no right to complain! I’m a faggot, after all!” he finished all chipper.
“Hehehe! Exactly!” snickered Josh.
“Alright, are we done talking about Jeff? Great!” Corey said moodily flipping through his phone and rolling his eyes at them almost loudly.
“Oooh, look! The baby is jealous again!” Josh teased.
Corey gave him the finger without looking up from his phone. Both Ed and Josh snickered a little.
“Knock it off, assholes!” the blond boy said but he was half-smiling himself.
They sipped on their sodas and stayed silent for a while. They were having lunch at a burger joint on Pier 39. It was a pretty dull day, there were not many people around, which was a little unusual for the beginning of April in downtown San Francisco. The three boys were actually done eating and were now lazily kicking back and enjoying a few minutes of pleasant, well deserved idleness.
“So anyways, how’s the porn industry going these days?” asked Josh. The boy was dedicating less and less time to Corey’s little project since he had started dating Jen, letting Ed handle all the IT parts, and all the other stuff Corey simply didn’t get.
“Pretty good, actually!” said Ed.
“Yeah, not thanks to you, Romeo!” replied Corey.
“Yeah, well, when YOU get a girlfriend…” Josh bragged, extremely amused.
“Excuse me! I have a…” Corey tried to respond but he got cut off.
“No you don’t! Chatterbox is not a girlfriend, she’s a set of holes, at best!” Josh said looking at Corey. The blond guy wanted so bad to retort but after a second of indecision he ended up agreeing with his old buddy.
“Oh, what the hell… yeah, you’re right.” the three boys shared a short laugh “Hey, since we’re on the subject, I got a few new requests from this new guy… uhm… a fagcunt92… but it’s some really nasty shit.” Corey informed them conversationally.
“Like what?” asked Josh.
“Well, the dude’s got a thing for piss, I guess.” Corey replied.
“Oh man! Another freak!” groaned Josh a little grossed out.
“Pissing in a toilet… pissing in a public place… pissing on a faggot… pissing in a faggot’s mouth… making a faggot drink piss… pissing down a faggot’s throat…” Corey read all the requests to them, keeping his voice quite low.
“Dude, that is so fucking disgusting!” Josh grimaced blatantly.
“Yeah, totally! Hehehe!” snickered Corey “Too bad, though! He’s paying pretty good money!”
“Well, let’s do it then!” Ed said. Corey and Josh both turned to look at him.
“What? Dude! You can’t be serious!” Josh said, still grossed out.
“Woah, woah! Let the guy speak, man!” Corey shushed Josh with a very selfishly interested expression that spelled pure mischief. Ed smiled. Josh shook his head disapprovingly but he was smiling too.
“Well, it’s not like I haven’t done it before, you know…” Ed said in a small voice “…we talked about my high school days, remember?” he said and before he could continue the very greedy blond boy added:
“Yeah, exactly, and remember the start of the year, at that party? We pissed on him too!” like someone who’s really trying to convince his audience, completely missing the fact that maybe reminiscing of those facts might have been a little hard for Ed.
“No, man! YOU did!” Josh said raising his hands.
“Yeah, while you were watching and laughing your ass off!” Corey retorted.
“Hey, we were drunk!” Josh tried to justify himself.
“The point is…” Ed interjected before a friendly exchange of funny digs turned into a fully fledged fight “…it’s not that big a deal. If you want to and you think you really need the money, we can do it.” Ed said. He wasn’t thrilled about it but he wasn’t gonna show it to his friends.
Josh made a face, somewhere between amused and incredulous. Corey, on the other hand was smiling from ear to ear.
“Awesome! Thanks man. You’re the best! Hehe!” said Corey “I was actually thinking of getting a couple more piercings! That’s perfect!”
“Yeah, cause that’s a priority!” Josh teased.
“Hey! It’s my money, dude!” Corey replied, as spoiled a brat as ever.
“Absolutely…” said the gay boy before Josh could reply with something slightly more venomous “So when do you wanna shoot it?” he asked.
“Well, how bout right now?” said Corey with a mischievous smile.
“What? You high or something?” Josh joked.
“Well, a little, but that’s beside the point!” snickered Corey “Look, there’s like seven people in the whole restaurant and no one near us…” he said looking around.
“Dude! You’re out of your mind! Just do it later, in your room!” tried to reason Josh.
“Chris is coming, remember?” said Corey “And I don’t wanna have to wait for like a week to do this! Not when I can get some good cash, right here and now!” he complained “What’s the big deal, man? You can shoot the whole thing on your phone! C’mon, buddy, pretty please!” He finally gave Josh his best puppy dog face. It was still amazing how much of an obnoxious daddy’s boy Corey could be sometimes.
“Oh man!” Josh rolled his eyes but actually took his phone out of his pocket and flipped it to camera mode “Can’t believe I’m doing this!” he mumbled.
“Hehehe! Thanks bro! I owe you one!” Corey said “Alright, you ready?”
“Yeah…” the jock replied framing the other two.
Ed couldn’t help noticing that no one had asked his opinion about it. Everything had happened so fast and he kinda had had no say whatsoever in the matter. And now the camera was rolling and pointing at him.
“Alright, so I just had lunch with this fucking faggot here.” video-Corey, a slightly meaner version of the blond stud, was out to play again “How was it, faggot?”
“Uhm… it was good, thank you, Sir!” Ed replied immediately getting into character “But you know, now I’m really, really thirsty…” he said “Do you think I should get a refill?” he asked showing the empty soda cup.
Corey smirked openly now. The boy loved it when the fag improvised, it made everything cooler, better and way more fun.
“Nah, don’t worry, I’ll give you something waaaaaay more tasty than soda, hehehe! Gimme that!” the blond stud cackled as he grabbed the cup from Ed’s hand and made it disappear under the table. Josh was now shooting his buddy’s crotch as Corey unzipped his baggy jeans, whipped his floppy dick out and started pissing in the cup. For some reason, the two straight boys couldn’t help snickering like two dumb twelve-year-olds as the piss was gathering, dark yellow and foamy. It didn’t take long for Corey to finish though. He shook his dick a couple of times and put it back in his pants “Well, that’s all I got for you, fag!” Corey said showing the contents to the camera. Then he turned to Josh and added with a huge smirk “Dude, you wanna chip in?” The dark haired jock usually wasn’t thrilled to be part of those clips but in all honesty his attitude towards them had definitely mellowed over time. He had gone from an adamant ‘no way in hell’ to a much more easy-going ‘whatever’, which was pretty impressive. So, all in all, it wasn’t necessarily a shock for anybody when he answered:
“Fine, I’ll top it up!” and took the cup from Corey’s hands.
“Yeah!! Hahaha! That’s what I like to hear!” said Corey taking the phone and becoming the temporary director.
Josh looked around to make sure nobody was watching, then he copied his buddy. He fished his cock out of his pants and pissed in the half empty cup, making the amber concoction foamier and foamier.
“Hahaha! Awesome!” Corey cackled childishly as he shot the scene, sitting right next to his buddy.
In no time, Josh’s bladder was pleasantly empty and the cup was almost full.
“There!” said Josh “This should definitely hit the spot! Hehehe!” he joked as he sat the urine cocktail on the table, in front of FagEd.
Ed looked down at that full pint of piss. The foam on the surface was thick and bubbly and yellowish. But it didn’t look like beer. Not one bit. It was piss. Hot, sour, stinky piss. Piss he was about to swallow on camera so that his spoiled roommate could get the money he needed ‘to get a couple of more piercings’. Ed looked up at his friends. They were snickering and smirking and the boy was suddenly reminded of that night, so many months before when they had abused him while under the influence. They had felt so guilty after sobering up. A lot had changed in less than six months.
“C’mon! Chug it, bitch!” said video-Corey, grinning widely.
“Yes, Sir!” was Ed’s reply.
The first two or three mouthfuls were the worst. Ed gulped them down trying real hard not to focus on the taste. And that was hell, because the taste was so fucking strong and bitter not to mention the pungent smell that attacked his nose.
“Woah! He’s actually doing it! Hahaha!!” was Corey’s comment. Ed couldn’t reply. His whole body wanted to reject that stuff but of course that wasn’t even an option. It had been a while since he had had to drink piss. High school to be precise. Some of his old classmates would make him do it from time to time. They had always found the whole concept particularly entertaining. Ed wasn’t particularly into it. Of course the occasional piss drops hanging from the tip of the cocks he sucked on a daily basis were one thing and he positively liked that. But actually swallowing mouthfulls of it… well, that was different. He stopped for a second to make sure he was able to stomach it. He lowered the cup and Corey and Josh came into view again.
“How’s it taste?” a smirking Corey asked.
“It’s very strong, Sir.” Ed answered truthfully then added “Thank you…” and raised the cup again. Four more mouthfuls went down.
“Can’t believe he’s drinking all that piss, dude! That’s fucking…” said Josh but couldn’t find the right word.
“Hahaha! I know, man! Who the fuck does that? Can you imagine having to drink that shit?” Corey asked.
“Dude, shut up! I’m gonna barf!” Josh answered as Corey cackled stupidly.
Ed gulped down another two mouthfuls. He wasn’t entirely sure how much of their talk was actually part of the ‘performance’ they were giving. Probably not as much as the two straight boys would care to admit. Not anymore, which predictably made Ed’s penis stir in his pants despite the disgusting, sour taste in his mouth. Ed stopped for a second and grimaced visibly struggling to swallow another mouthful. He looked at the cup. He had managed to drink about half of the content. That was a little discouraging. He looked up. Both the boys were still smirking at him.
“C’mon! Fucking drink it all, bitch! You said you were thirsty!” Corey ‘encouraged’ him.
“Yes, Sir!” croaked Ed desperately trying to keep the nausea under control. Then he raised that cup despite his whole body knowing better and started drinking again.
“Yeah, that’s it! Bottoms up! Hahaha!” Corey laughed and Josh joined in.
All things considered, Ed found the whole ordeal quite challenging. It took him probably well over three whole minutes to make all the piss disappear. He remembered being better and faster. He had such a disgusted look on his face after swallowing the last nasty gulp. But the show, as they say, must go on.
“Thank you, Sirs! You were right, that was way more tasty than getting some stupid soda!” he managed to say without barfing right in front of them.
“Hahaha! Yeah, you’re welcome, bitch!” video-Corey cackled and Josh turned the phone towards him “AND FUCK YOU ALL, FAGGOTS!!” Corey said flipping off his audience with both middle fingers “SEND ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY! NOW, YOU STUPID CUNTS!!” he added as vulgar and butch as he could possibly be and the video ended.
“Woah, man! How the fuck did you swallow all that shit?” Corey asked now looking equally amazed and entertained.
“That was so fucking gross, dude!” Josh repeated, reiterating his well-known position on the matter.
Ed put the now empty cup on the table and wiped his mouth with a napkin. He forced a weird smile and went.
“Hey! I’m a filthy fag pig, remember? I’m always begging you to lick your sweaty feet and dirty ass so… why should drinking piss be any different?”
Josh snorted, amused “Tsk! Whatever man…” he said.
Corey cackled again “Yeah, you’re right! I bet you got a hard on, huh?” he asked, but didn’t really wait for an answer. He immediately turned to Josh and went “Hey, can you do that blurry thing on the video so that they can’t see my face?”
“Yeah, yeah, just gimme a minute!” Josh said a little patronizing, but already working his magic on his phone. He had shot and edited so many clips by now that it literally took him minutes to get one ready, especially if it was an easy one, with a single take like that.
“Alright, I’m gonna text this loser.” Corey said and started to type on his phone.
Ed was actually glad they were otherwise occupied and that he didn’t need to hold a conversation. He needed a minute. He was slowly beginning to breath regularly again. He was still nauseous and to be honest he was a little surprised with himself. Disappointed, actually. He was obviously way more out of training than he thought after all. What kinda fag pig has all that trouble drinking piss? That was stupid! No, it was unacceptable for Ed’s standards.
“Here’s the check, boys!” the waitress walked to them and set a small plate on the table.
“Thanks!” muttered Josh as Ed smiled to the woman. Corey didn’t even look up from his phone. Josh immediately resumed editing the video the second the woman left.
Ed looked at the receipt. 44.78 $, tips not included. The gay boy took his wallet out and placed a 50 dollar bill on the plate. Neither Josh, nor Corey even remotely tried to stop him. It was a given that he would foot the bill, after all. He always did when they were together and the boys certainly expected it of him. But for some reason that careless silence made the gay boy feel even more used. It was such a good sensation.
“Alright, I’m done, here!” said Josh after a few more minutes.
“Hang on, the money isn’t in yet.” said Corey “Are you sure my face is absolutely unrecognisable?”
“Dude! Please! Who do you think you’re talking to?” Josh sounded unusually full of himself.
“Well, excuse me for not wanting to be recognized while I do this shit!” the blond boy said in such an egotistical way it was impressive even for him, considering everything. Then a familiar ‘ding’ arrived “Haha! Fuck yeah! Now you can send the vid! Here’s the address!” Corey showed Josh his phone.
“Done.” the dark haired jock replied after a minute.
“Thanks, bro!” Corey said sincerely to his childhood friend.
“Yeah, yeah, no problem.” Josh said dismissively “How much did you get?”
“50 bucks!” Corey said “Not bad for pissing in a cup, huh? Hahaha!” the blond boy laughed stupidly.
“Right!” Josh shook his head amused “Don’t you think you should thank him too?” he nodded his head in the direction of Ed.
“Yeah! I mean… yeah… totally!” Corey said a little puzzled “But you said you liked it, right man?” he asked as straightforward as hell.
As per usual, the blond stud was completely clueless, which was indeed a big part of his undeniable charm.
“Yeah, of course!” Ed said “I should thank YOU, really! Also for letting me pay, as usual!”
“Oh, yeah! Right!” Corey snickered then shrugged “You’re welcome, bitch! Hehe!”
Josh, simply sighed “Alright, let’s get outta here!” he said then.
All three of them stood up and silently walked out of the restaurant.
“Chris’s plane lands in less than an hour.” said Corey checking the time on his phone.
“It’s ok, I’ll take a cab from here and get there in plenty of time.” Ed reassured him.
“Are you sure I can’t come too?” whined Corey.
“You have a two-hour lecture with Denton today, plus that seminar! You’re not skipping a minute of all that, understood?” Ed said, loving-parent-style.
“Fine…” a defeated Corey moaned miserably.
“Besides I’m happy to pick up Chris and keep him company, you know that!” Ed said.
“Yeah, I’ll bet! You pervert!” sneered Corey.
“Well, that’s rich coming from the guy who sent his little brother to this fag whore’s room to get his dick sucked!” Josh snorted, then added “No offence, man.” looking at Ed who smiled and shrugged.
“Whatever!” Corey said while lighting up a cigarette as they walked along the piers, enjoying the cool breeze that messed up their hair.
“Oh, man! My mom again! What is it, now?” Josh said checking his buzzing phone “Hi, mom…” he answered and started walking off to have a little privacy.
“Uhm… Corey…” Ed said tentatively.
“What?” the blond boy said looking at his phone.
“Well… I need to ask you a favor…” the gay boy said.
“What is it?” he replied blowing the smoke.
“Well, you know, back then, when I drank your piss?” Ed started innocently.
“Yeah, hehe!” Corey looked up snickering.
“I don’t know how to say this but… well… it was pretty hard for me…” the gay boy confessed and Corey frowned.
“Oh… uhm…” the blond boy looked a little embarrassed “Ok…”
“Oh, no… I didn’t mean it like that…” Ed said raising his hands “I was actually trying to apologize for it!” he said sincerely “You see, I’m not as used to it anymore so I was just wondering if you could… like… train me to do it properly… I need to get way better so that we could make many more videos and you can get a lot more money out of it… you know?” Ed said lowering his voice, partly so that nobody could hear him but also because he felt a little ashamed of himself.
“Oh man, you scared me for a second!” Corey said passing a hand through his bleached blond hair “I thought you didn’t wanna do it again, or something!” he sounded so selfishly relieved. Again.
“No, of course not!” Ed reassured him, then he smiled at him and said “You know there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you!” it was a phrase he had repeated so many times to his roommate and his old buddy, Josh. And every syllable of it was the utmost sincere truth.
“Yeah, I know! That’s why I was so surprised!” Corey scratched his head and looked definitely more at ease. He smirked “Don’t worry, you bet I’ll train you! I’ll make you swallow gallons of piss!” he said, then his face lit up with an awesome new idea and he looked around to make sure that Josh was out of earshot “Hey, you know what? We could even ask my lil bro, I’m sure he’d love to help! Hehehe!” he snickered.
“Really? Thank you, sir!” Ed smiled up at him.
“Sure, fag! We’ll turn you into a piss tank in no time, you’ll see! Hehe!” joked Corey and Ed laughed, too. Then Corey added with a conspiratorial air “But if he asks, it was your idea, ok?”
Ed frowned “But it WAS my idea…”
“Right! Then we’re good!” Corey said as air-headed as ever.
“Alright, what did I miss?” said Josh walking back to them and putting away his phone.
“What did mommy want?” moked Corey “Wanted to check if Joshy-Joshy was eating good?” he made his voice sound like a mother who’s speaking to a very small child.
Josh raised his eyebrows “Dude! You seriously wanna talk parents?”
Corey laughed “Nah, I’m good, thanks!”
“Alright, I gotta go, guys. I’m actually already late.” said the black haired kid, then he turned to Corey “You better get to class, man! And don’t forget to kiss up to Denton! Can’t hurt!”
“Yeah, yeah, I know! I’m going!” Corey said going back to a miserable tone.
“Yeah, and I have mini-Corey to pick up!” Ed chimed in with his usual chipper attitude “I’ll see you both tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah, we said we’d take lil’ Chris out, right?” Josh said.
“Yep!” the other two replied.
“Hey, watch where you’re going!” Ed said turning around. His jaw almost dropped.
“Sorry!” said the bespectacled guy who had just bumped into him. Then “Hey, wait a minute… do I know you?” he frowned.
“Well…” Ed said a little embarrassed.
“Holy shit! You’re that guy from high school! Ed, right?” the boy said to Ed who smiled.
“Yeah, it is me. Hi, Kyle! How are you?” he said.
“No way, man! I’m pretty good, thanks! I almost didn’t recognize you for a second! What are you doing here?” the kid might have been rather handsome but his nerdy look didn’t make him stand out. He was thin and a little taller than average. He had short sandy hair, a little scruffy beard and a couple of zits here and there. Ed thought back to when they had met for the very first time.
“Well, I go to Stanford and I live here. I have a room on campus…” Ed explained “But right now I’m picking up a friend.”
“Get outta here!” said Kyle “I didn’t know you ended up here! I just transferred from Yale! I’m starting with the lessons next week but my schedule is all fucked up!”
“Really? That’s… wow! Why did you change schools?” Ed asked curiously.
“Well, it’s kind of a long story!” said Kyle looking a little sheepish “Why don’t we catch up tomorrow or maybe the day after that! Now that we go to the same school, you’re gonna have to show me around! I don’t know anybody here!”
“Uhm… sure! Yeah, absolutely!” Ed was more than a little surprised that Kyle Bennett wanted to spend time with him in a social situation. Nevertheless the boys exchanged phone numbers.
“Cool, I gotta go now! I have a meeting with the dean later. See you around, man!” the skinny blond said as he started to walk away.
“Yeah… uhm… ok…” Ed replied. And Kyle was gone, lost within the crowd in the arrivals of San Francisco international airport.
The gay boy stood there like an idiot. That little blast from the past had brought up memories of a much younger version of himself. Of both of them actually. But that wasn’t the right time to reminisce. He turned around again and resumed looking for Chris. According to the boards, the plane from Denver had already landed which meant that Corey’s little brother was about to walk out of those doors any minute now. Ed hadn’t seen the kid since his stay at the Hanssons’, over Christmas, where young Chris had learned the perks of having a faggot available pretty much 24/7, making Ed swallow a very impressive 12 loads of straight pubescent cum in five short days. Ed had asked about Chris every now and then and Corey would get him up to speed with what was going on in the teenage boy’s life.
And then he appeared. As handsome as ever, with his irresistible Viking-boy charm, those full lips, his ivory skin, blond hair and piercing blue eyes. He was looking around probably to find his big bro who had naturally forgotten to let the poor boy know that he couldn’t pick him up. Ed sighed.
“Oh, Corey, Corey…” he mumbled to himself as he started to wave his arm at the kid. It took a few seconds for Chris to notice him. He frowned, rightly confused, but he walked towards him.
“Ed?” he asked in his teenage broken voice.
“Hi, Chris!” Ed smiled warmly.
“Where’s big bro?” the boy wasn’t upset or anything, he was just genuinely curious.
“He didn’t tell you, did he?” Ed said realizing only now that there were two other boys standing behind Chris “Uhm… he had a very important lecture today and he really couldn’t skip it, so he asked me to pick you up.”
“Oh!” replied Chris “No, he didn’t tell me, but that’s ok!” the young boy said looking a little guilty “I might have forgotten to mention Ace and Leo were tagging along so I guess we’re even, hehe!” he said pointing his thumbs at the two boys behind him.
“Oh! Ok, sure! Hi guys! Welcome to San Francisco.” Ed greeted them.
The two boys said their ‘heys’ in return. They looked the same age as Corey’s kid brother. One was even taller than he was, with short blond/reddish hair and fair skin even though his cheeks were slightly red. He kinda looked like a stereotypical Irish boy. The other one had darker tones. His skin was slightly olive-colored, he had a crazy mane of messy curly jet black hair and a cheeky smile and he was quite a bit shorter than the other two.
“Ok, so… uhm…” Ed didn’t really know what to say to them. It was a little awkward, mostly because he didn’t know exactly how to behave with the two new guests present. But then Chris lowered his voice:
“Hey, I told them all about you. You don’t mind, right?” he said smirking to an astonished Ed.
“Uhm… no, not really…” he answered a little half-heartedly.
“Awesome!” Chris said then turned to his friends “Told you he was ok with it! Hehehe!” and they all snickered and fist bumped each other. It didn’t take a genius to guess what Chris had bragged about with his friends. Ed was a bit uneasy.
“So…” Ed said to the excited boys “Your brother and Josh are going to finish around seven, then we’re all taking you out for dinner…” he explained “…which means that until then I’m in charge of taking care of you!” he joked sounding important.
“Hahaha!” Chris snickered “Sure! You’re in charge! Hahaha!” for some reason the kid found the concept real funny.
To be continued …
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